Have you seen this man?

Welcome!

Porter Dalton is the cutest cutie pie everrrr ♥

Accomplishments

Having a massive dumpy

Gigs are always catered to the tastes of the client!

Two fat cheeks make him the best!!!11!1!1
He has a lot of equipment, but he doesn't need it.
He's just that good.

Because he's the best, duh!
What other reason do you need?

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